caniborrowyourgirlfriend:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

moriarty:

if you think shrek 3 sucks think again

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE 

my fav scene

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songofthestorms:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

-hail hydra

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shouldnt:

Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy

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azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

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mioinne:

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

mioinne:

TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED. WHY ARE YOU CLOSING YOUR DOORS. WHY ARE YOU LOCKING YOUR DOORS TO THE PUBLIC. TELL US THE REASON. WHY.

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karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

???? ??/?

??????/??????  ?????/1??? ?????????????????//? ?

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effiestrinkets:

You know, if I were Iron Man, I’d have this girlfriend who knew my true identity.She’d be a wreck, ‘cause she’d always be worrying that I was going to die, yet so proud of the man I’d become. She’d be wildly conflicted, which would only make her more crazy about me. Tell me you never think about that night.

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Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: Yes.
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
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actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

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